Ever had...

A week with absolutely NOTHING INTERESTING going on? That's what's going on here, folks. It's the last week of school for the brats, and I've been shopping, and planting plants, and playing 'round on the internet (the sink is groaning with dishes, SHHH, don't tell). So I'm trying to think of anything odd or unusual... Here's what I came up with.

1) An old man flirted with me at the grocery store. He was buying a bag of carrots and parsley, I had a whole whopping food order. I guess his wife left him to make soup then took off to the casino to gamble. Which I found mildly amusing.

2) The senile dog was attacked by the Sit and Spin today. Really. He backed up (he can't turn around between the couch and the coffee table) and ended up on the sit and spin. The look on his face was priceless, "Holy CRAP, what's going ON?" He didn't spin around, mores the pity (yes, I'm a cruel woman). It made me think of when he was a puppy and I'd make him sit on the sled with me while I went sledding. He hated that. I liked it. Ah, those were the days...

3) We took the go kart into school for show and tell in K-man's class. It was pretty funny, because the janitors were taking their break and wanted to drive it around the baseball field (which would have been amusing). The kids actually asked good questions, and the highlight of the event was watching K-man's teacher squeeze her body into the kart, then proceed to get strapped in. You have to keep in mind, K-man is 8 and skinny (I keep feeding him, really). The teacher is tiny, and she actually got in there. I have a better chance of fitting in a size 2 dress than I do of getting into his kart.

That's about it. Today I have my tasks: K-man wants me to rip and load Wallflowers songs into his MP3 player (that he earned himself, the good child). I have lots of painting to get done (I do decorative painting, I'll take some pics and learn to load them for you to view). OOH, I have to teach today! MUST NOT FORGET to go...

That's my Wednesday. Pretty boring for Crazyland.